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a person who is straigth but does a gay act, or exposes himself to the same sex jokeinglee,
to be a mortan would be like slapping yer balls in another guys face
by ken5102 February 09, 2008
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Jul 3 Word of the Day
Your a Grillbilly when your grill is the nicest thing about your house.
You know your a Grillbilly when your house is falling apart and you have a beautiful stainless steel grill.
by hakkon218 February 02, 2010
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who the hell made that defenition
Mortan Mortan
by ekdfk January 24, 2018
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