When you first find out that a girl has not shaved her pubes in several days and you are forced to have sex with her and your penis gets raw from the stubble.

When a snail magically grows arms and legs resembling that of a Dutch woman alongside a questionably fruity personality

A Great man who was in the Doors and thought he was possesed by a native american shaman at age 4. He used this "possesion", to write the most captivating lyrics the world has ever seen. (Yes even better than some John Lennon stuff) Some of his most Famous songs were: LA Woman, Break on Through, and the End (Light my fire left out because the guitarist(Robby Krieger (this is where it gets crazy with three parentheses)) wrote it)Some of his other Alter egos you might know him as are: Mr Morrison, Mr Mojo Rising, and The lizard king. After his death in Paris in 1971 a conspiracy arose about him being in Africa living in peace and quiet. No one will really know because only three people saw him dead. His girlfriend(Pam), the doctor that pronounced him dead, and the driver that drove him to the Pierre Lachaise cemetery.

One of the biggest plugs/trap gods in Canada. known for his many works of monarchy relief for Canadians during the 2008 stock market crash. Also nicknamed the dark wizard/warlord and referred to by many as the Dark magician

A devoted Cronulla Sharks fan who frequents Engadine McDonalds

He also is the prime minister of Australia, but that doesn't matter

the most beautiful, intelligent, philosophical, poetic soul in the history of this fucking universe. aka the lizard king, he was also an artist in his own right. a poet, philosopher, writer, director, lyricist/singer, sexy greek god, my inspiration. if he was still alive, i'd pay a million bucks just to watch him eat cheerios. he's on par with my spiritual father Frank Zappa. Jim Morrison, a musical god, a god in general. a greek dyonisus incarnate. i can go on forever. i can't even put into words how this man has changed my perspective on the world and life. if i had to pick which one to save, my dog or jim, it would totally be mr. mojo risin.

sorry noodles.

Jim Morrison was more than the typical musician or poet, he was a revolutionist and believer in the supernatural. His own inspiration with alcohol and psychadelics might have led to his downfall, but it is said that he is still alive today. He knew how to control an audience and was very interested in psychology.

The music of The Doors will remain timeless, and his name will always be known.