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1. a morning newspaper.
2. sex in the mornings.
3. a person who gets active in the mornings.
1. Most papers are morningers.
2. I think a morninger is interesting due to morning wood.
3. Most people are morningers because they are fresh at the time.
by uttam maharjan August 29, 2012
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Jul 25 Word of the Day
A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy
My bf and I used to really get it on together, but now it's just the occasional cumpadre wank
by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 14, 2007
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