Morning Wood is when a guy gets a boner in the morning. ;) it happens because guys are horny phucks.
he got a morning woody because he's a horny phuck that needs to get laiiid.
by phuckphuck September 22, 2010
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The primary reason for showering toilet seats and bathroom floors just after waking up from a nightmare about exploding in a sewage treatment plant and never being able to have sex again. Three times in twenty years of marriage wasn't enough.
Marsha; I'm so sick of cleaning the bathroom after you, damn it!
John; It's not my fault I keep telling you, it's the morning wood!

Marsha; Right, dead eye! I'd give you a mop but you'll probably wipe the den. I wish you morning wouldn't!
by Martha Stewbird April 19, 2011
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