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When you forget to brush your teeth in the morning and go to school with ass-smelling breath
Jake: what the fuck is that smell? It smells like a hamsters anus.

Vincenzo: sorry man I forgot to brush my teeth. I have some real bad "morning vin"
by Savage Cucumber May 21, 2016
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Nov 27 Word of the Day
A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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