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The uncontrolled spray of urine caused by blocking of the urethra from dried up ejaculatory fluid as a result of late night sexual relations with ones self or hopefully with someone of the female gender.
MOTHER FUCK!! Now I have to change my socks and mop the bathroom floor because of my morning sprinkler.
by Ed P. and Jay E. March 31, 2008
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Aug 8 Word of the Day
Pata Sucia: Spanglish; Direct translation- dirty foot; used in reference to men and women who remove their shoes in public and then proceed to walk barefooted wherever they may be; mainly found at night clubs or after being at a night club.

LADIES, YOUR STILETTOS MAY BE PAINFUL, BUT THAT IS THE CHALLENGE YOU ACCEPTED WHEN YOU PUT THEM ON. BEAUTY=PAIN
"Check out the pata sucia on that vaca. Hey tubby, put your shoes back on."
by luvmyreddog June 22, 2014
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