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The first dump of the day, usually between 5:00 and 8:00 AM.
Eight o'clock, time for my morning glory!

I'm not going to the other side of this camp for my morning glory!
by jay-x April 25, 2008
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Trying to force out a very large shit in the morning, since the process is slow and eats up time like a boss you decide to flood the sink with hot or cold water and stick your hand in the sink until your shit has slid right out your butt hole.
"Broski, i love my Morning Glory"
by MikeyB A Baller October 13, 2011
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Waking up with a cock as hard as steel.
My girlfriend loves it when I have a morning glory and shove it up her ass while she's still asleep. After she wakes up and put my hand on her perky little tits, she rides my dick as hard as she can till I almost cum, then she licks my balls and gives me a blow-job. When I cum she swallows every last drop and plays with my dick till I'm stiff again and she fucks me till lunchtime.
by bjmaniac July 16, 2010
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Morning glory
A male condition commonly experienced in the early morning, making it self apparent as the said male is preparing his breakfast. Symptoms include swelling and chaffing, with common results being catching and banging certain afflicted members of the body against obstacles. Condition may worsen, causing endless sadist mirth in onlookers, such as the girlfriend, dad, acquaintances or (god no) grandmother of said tortured male. Their are only two known cures, with the only viable one being ice, as the other is impossible to implement due to stiffness of the knuckle and elbow joints in the hands and arms that is usually an issue at such an hour of the morning.
Billy: Oh no!

Unfortunate Onlooker: Holly fuck!

Billy: Not morning glory!

Unfortunate Onlooker: Ha ha! What a looser.

Billy: I suck!
by Sam Wren May 27, 2007
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a mans 'early morning joy', often rudely awakening the wife, girlfriend or some slag they picked up a few hours before.
His morning glory was as appealing as his morning breath
by Muffy, Bucca and MC January 27, 2003
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an asian store that sells all those annoying japenese and korean characters on every single fucking item that you could ever think of.
*with asian accent* yo mannnn let's go play DDR at Morning Glory!!!!!!!!!
by truth December 26, 2004
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Noun
Common in all men.
When you wake up with an erected penis for no specific reason at all
I really need my morning pee, but it's so hard to aim with my morning glory !
by triggerDC3 July 10, 2017
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