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morning wood chip
When a female wakes up with an erect, hard,
throbbing
clitoris, often after having an
erotic
dream; female equivalent of a male having
morning wood
.
I had such a hot
dream
last
that I
woke up
with a morning wood chip.
by
southern_starshine
October 08, 2011
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morning wood chip
mug for your papa Jerry.
Apr 28 Word of the Day
stupid people
Literally
everyone, ever. Including
the writer
of this
definition
.
You're
all stupid
people
and
I hate you
.
by
masokitsune
January 17, 2019
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stupid people
neck gaiter and mug.