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A morning wood but for girls. A morning wettie, when a girl wakes up wet.
I woke up in the morning with a morning wettie.
by Hetril March 05, 2016
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Jul 6 Word of the Day
A polite term for shoving a lubricated probe into the Earth's hole to release gas.
Earth: I'm having trouble passing gas.

People: That's nothing a fracking won't fix.
by onehandcrabbing February 21, 2012
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