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Friend 1: The GF woke me up today by straddling my face.
Friend 2: She must have had a bad case of morning marble
Friend 2: She must have had a bad case of morning marble
by alfalfa31 December 12, 2015
Jul 7 Word of the Day
Friend 1: "Aw man, I could totally fuck a catgirl right now.."
Friend 2: "That's it, you're going to horny jail."
Friend 2: "That's it, you're going to horny jail."
by Blysterz October 19, 2020
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The female analog to morning wood. When a woman wakes up horny and with an erect clitoris. Usually results in the morning rape of her significant other, or some random passer-by.
by alfalfa31 November 22, 2015