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To awaken with a boner so hard a cat couldn't scratch it , otherwise known as to sleep in a tent, or to have a dawn horn.
Loose the morning glory before you put somebody's eye out
by oxmix October 21, 2003
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May 1 Word of the Day
When some little bitchboy is acting like a little tiny pee pee poo poo baby and messing up the group plans.
I’m tired I wanna go home

“Oh I didn’t know it was pee pee poo poo hours”
by A7sa July 03, 2019
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An erection caused by testosterone levels being high in the body during the early hours of the morning.
by Jimmy Tinker April 24, 2004
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Your cock, when he is standing up straight and tall and proud as you wake up.
She was so glad to see me wake with an impressive morning glory that she exclaimed, "Wow! Your cock is really HUGE!."
by LoveTorpedo July 14, 2019
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When you wake up with morning wood, put it in your girlfriends ass and yell "the south will rise again!"
I gave her the morning glory this morning. She loves the confederates.
by Scott Coleman April 02, 2008
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an event where a person, hopefully male, awakes with a full erection.
"Rob always gets a morning glory"
by i seek the truth! March 17, 2003
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