by jewel_ December 15, 2016
Irish slang for "good morning." Usually spoken as the speaker opens a bottle of Killian's. Pronounced with a hugely Irish accent that could choke a donkey.
by Jeffery Moore August 13, 2005
"Top it in the mornin' to ya' laddies! My name is JackSepticEye and today we'll be playing HAPPY WHEELS!"
by SortOfSmart101 September 25, 2016
A phrase nobody has ever actually really said in ireland because it was made up by big-shot holywood dickheads, but for some reason all the stupid americans think its a common phrase in ireland anyways, but in reality if they said it to an actual irish person they would ether get laughed at or knocked the fuck out for being retarded.
johnny:"i cant believe them yankees are so retarded they actually think we say top o' the mornin' to ya"
paddy:"i know right, the fucking gobshites"
paddy:"i know right, the fucking gobshites"
by rennlad420 May 26, 2011
by D November 23, 2003
by D November 23, 2003
Could be used as a hangover term or just plain energy deprived...to wake up stiff and about to ask your friend to call in dead for you at your work...
well rigor morning john did you get a chance to do every drug known to man last week and forget to sleep the whole time cus you cant overcome that rigor mornin setting in on you this mornin ...
by 8lb 3oz baby jorge June 22, 2010