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The act of sexual intercourse early in the day, derived from the words "morning" and "fornification".
"Screw Folger's! The best part of waking up is mornification!"

"I called in sick to work because I knew there was going to be some sweet mornification."
by duhboss June 18, 2009
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Aug 1 Word of the Day
the act of texting people while you are pooping
ex. (talking to a friend on fbook chat)

person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you

or

person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you
by mr.poopter January 26, 2011
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