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(adj.) The word morken is used about objects that are unlikeable, or in bad shape.
That car is totally morken.
My kid is just so morken!
I don't like that, it is morken.
by Shimyalabin November 13, 2007
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Aug 1 Word of the Day
the act of texting people while you are pooping
ex. (talking to a friend on fbook chat)

person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you

or

person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you
by mr.poopter January 26, 2011
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