A hairless skinny boy that is but a shadow of a real man. He has a pipe dream of becoming a drag queen in the Bronx. He practices basketball every day but never seems to get better. Mopane’s are usually shy in nature but once you get to know them you will find how utterly annoying and obnoxious they can be.

Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.