When someone asks you to be their mutual.
If it’s paired with 🥺🥺 emojis you should say no
Furry: moots? 🥺🥺
You: no
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Jack: Doesn’t 2 + 5 equal 10?
Jill: What the fuck?? No, you actual moot!
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Moot.

noun.

1. An abbreviation for protective headwear. Specifically with reference to road cycling where ones helmoot is used to protect the cyclists swede during cycling activities.

2. A derogatory term used to describe anyone in place of the more commonplace 'bell end'. The moot being the helmoot of the phallus.

Moots.

noun. (Plural)

1. The collective term for 2 or more bell ends donning helmoots whilst partaking in cycling endeavours well in excess of both physical and mental capabilities
Are you moots down for a ride this weekend or no?
by melmuthelhelmu12 June 18, 2019
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the sound made when a couple is kissing and you accidentally make a poot sound with your mouth.
that girl at the party was so drunk, she was mooting all in my mouth.
by maxstonian September 20, 2010
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