Consuming excessive amounts of alcohol to the extent that everything you say is highly offensive.
Neil : "Mate, you was so moosed last night. You told your father-in-law that you fuck his daughter every night in his house!"
Paul : "Shit man, I hate getting moosed!"
by OnTheMoose June 10, 2015
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To be a complete mess after drinking a lot of alcohol
"Paul has only had five beers but he's completely moosed. He just told Emily she has a smelly pussy."
by Mooseboy2 June 10, 2015
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Getting moosed on means that someone mooses on you.
"Ya'll mafukin mooses get off my lawn. I'm getting moosed on.
by Rex Dixon May 6, 2019
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An extremely powerful, noble, and majestic creature that emjoys frolicking in the woods, grazing in fields, and break dancing to old skool hip-hop.
The mighty moose gallops through the woods with great easy.
The moose grazes in the fields as do many of its brethren.
Awwww shit, did you see that moose bust a windmill?
by Moose September 24, 2003
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the moose attacked my brother, and now i get to keep his ipod. thanks, moose!
by nuada September 12, 2006
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Verb. A concatenation of "mod aboose", "to moose" is to abuse your power as a discord moderator.
An example of moose would be if a mod server mutes you for no reason.
by eriicali May 24, 2021
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The act of inserting both thumbs, fingernail to fingernail, into the rectum of a female sexual partner, whilst engaging in "doggy-style" vaginal intercourse. After insertion of the thumbs, the remaining fingers are to be spread like moose antlers, and used to grasp the buttocks of the female partner.
My girlfriend loves it when I give her the Moose, as I am taking her from behind.
by Randolpho2 October 17, 2008
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