I live in Moose Knuckle, Arkansas, and we have the world's biggest corn flake statue.

Never wear your sisters track pants unless you really want to put your moose knuckle out there....

Terp stands up behind darren and leans back quickly to stretch, while moose knuckle moves forward in pendelum motion and hits the back of darrens head creating a scenario known as moose knuckleing

opposite of teabagging

Person: They call me moose man.
Goose: *honks in annoyance*

"You Canadians and your moose morals!"

The belted a moose noise as he was kicked in the testicals

If you're going down to the river, watch out for moose nuggets along the trail, or worse, bear poop.
Hose off your boots if you stepped in moose nuggets.