Close cousin to the cameltoe, its the outward migration of testicles upon introduction of fabric to the crotch region. Actually very common in bald, Cherokee men, most likely to be found at your local cougar bar .
I'm trying to work Max, please put your moose knuckle away.
Moose knuckles only belong on Super Heroes.
Moose knuckles only belong on Super Heroes.
by Fag Beard July 16, 2018
by mdm_stellar August 17, 2008
by trever Stansell February 28, 2008
Mate! Her trouser are so tight they aren't just giving her a mark toes, it's a full on moose knuckle!
by Redneck11 December 05, 2016
the obese version of a camel toe. usallly refered to large woman wearing garments that don't fit properly in the crotch area. or also refered to as a front butt wedgie.
GUy 1: that girl over there looks so damn hungry!
Guy 2: howdo you know that?
Guy 1: cuz shes eating from both lips! Moose knuckle
Guy 2: howdo you know that?
Guy 1: cuz shes eating from both lips! Moose knuckle
by flabber-blabber July 19, 2011
Much like a camel toe only much larger. Occurs when the front seam on a womans pants get lost in her crotch. Her puddy is split in half.
Damn, look at the moose knuckle on the 300 pounder. Spandex should be outlawed on any chick over 150.
by Doug Denny November 17, 2005
A wedgie up the dudes dick.
Its caused by wearing dude skinny jeans or tight items in the dick area.
Its caused by wearing dude skinny jeans or tight items in the dick area.
by woahcamels13 February 26, 2010