Receiving a blow job while mooning a large group of people.

A difficult peak to climb, Mount Moonshine is located in the treacherous Late Stage Alcoholism range. Most people don't make it to the summit. The journey up is dangerous both physically and emotionally, yet very rewarding. The few who have experienced its glory suggest getting drunk on tequila and attaining a BAC of at least .30.

A sexual act when one man jizzes on his partner's forehead, and proceeds to shine and buff with their asscheeks.

A man who only seems to become gay at night. This happens because he is still in the closet to most of his friends, but at night seeks out his gay friends.

A local hippie usually standing outside of a Grateful Dead concert mixing moonshine and tying to cast spells on people. A Moonshine Mixer will most likely have long greasy hair, walk with a staff, weave clothing out of hemp, and throw around magnetic hematite zinger balls. Their moonshine is top notch and probably has a radically high alcohol content. Most policeman are to frightened to go near them.

Whenever you stay up till nearly 4am every night in March getting shitfaced with your friends.

The day of the week when people mainly college students drink a homemade brew of alcohol. This brew could be moonshine or any other home made concoction.