moonie? please i do not need this crusty dumpster back in my life announcing in my qrts that she does not get laid
by varricake April 28, 2021
A religious number of people who believe that their messiah is Sun Myung Moon. They believe in abstinence, and sex after marriage. Purity is the most important thing for them, and they work hard to make everyone happy; this include service projects every summer and winter.
by anonimoose March 30, 2005
That moonie has the entire series on Laserdisk, not to mention a shrine to Sailor Mars and Sailor Mercury.
by MrMorden February 05, 2005
v. moonie, moonies
also known simply as a moon, the action of baring one's buttocks to all and sundry. a more offensive alternative to 'the birdie'. also known as 'showing the brown-eye'.
also known simply as a moon, the action of baring one's buttocks to all and sundry. a more offensive alternative to 'the birdie'. also known as 'showing the brown-eye'.
"the young whipper-snapper emerged from the bush, moonied at the old lady and ran off, leaving her with a look of shock and disgust on her face."
by Andrew Duffy February 12, 2004
Slang originating in the 1970's for a member of the Unification church aka WorldCARP, created by Rev. Sun Myung Moon. He claims to be the reincarnation of Jesus Christ and equal to God. Moonies often target young, clean, ambitious people for their cult. They often use shady practices but claim innocent motives (world peace, anti-communism, etc).
Fast Facts:
They control over financial 1000 organizations around the world including the Washington Times.
Sun Myung Moon is highly superstitious, and uses psychics and occultic rituals for guidance.
Marriages are often arranged, and are sometimes used for people to gain citizenships in other countries. Newlywed couples are even told what positions to use for sex.
Moon wants to establish a New World Order and believes Koreans are the divine race.
"The whole world is in my hand, I will conquer and subjugate the world."
(Sun Myung Moon, Master Speaks, May 17, 1973)
Fast Facts:
They control over financial 1000 organizations around the world including the Washington Times.
Sun Myung Moon is highly superstitious, and uses psychics and occultic rituals for guidance.
Marriages are often arranged, and are sometimes used for people to gain citizenships in other countries. Newlywed couples are even told what positions to use for sex.
Moon wants to establish a New World Order and believes Koreans are the divine race.
"The whole world is in my hand, I will conquer and subjugate the world."
(Sun Myung Moon, Master Speaks, May 17, 1973)
These moonies keep asking me if I want to take a "survey", why don't they just leave me alone already!?
by Francisco March 09, 2005
Much like a selfie. You take a picture showing your face, except it shows part or all of your ass in the photo. Usually using a mirror. Post it on Facebook statuses and such for tons of humour.
by Blackskull1337 May 14, 2014