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A Moonie Doonie is a young boy who kidnaps old ladies and flies them to the moon to fuck for 12 hours and lock them in a crater in the moon, then visits monthly to repeat the process.
You better watch out for those Moonie Doonies patrolling the retirement home.
by Praelia259 June 01, 2017
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Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018
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