My older sister, Becky, is a retarded. She is 12-years old and she has been hooked up to a mashine in her bedroom since she was too years old. She can't talk none except for moans and grunts and she's blind and her face is squished up like a pancake. My dad says she's a moongloid, and that I shouldn't call her a retarded. But all my friends who I charge 25 cents to peek in her window say she is definitely a retarded.

Last night, hit a good lick. I brought home three figures easy for about two hours worth of my time. Not too bad I don't think.