1. The act of bending over, pulling down one's pants and showing an innocent person one's ass.
2. A person who *is* an ass. When in situations where the word a$$ is verboten (eating dinner with older relatives, giving a speech in English class at school, or talking on radio or tv), the word "moon" is an acceptable substitute for "ass".
2. A person who *is* an ass. When in situations where the word a$$ is verboten (eating dinner with older relatives, giving a speech in English class at school, or talking on radio or tv), the word "moon" is an acceptable substitute for "ass".
"OMG, that hottie just mooned us! I'm so stoked"
<insert name here> is acting like a spoiled little girl. He's such a moon!
<insert name here> is acting like a spoiled little girl. He's such a moon!
by Von Man February 05, 2010
starer---> one who studies stars
venuser----> one who studies venus
mooner---> one who jumps out of alleys to young women, bent over, showing them his bare derrier sayin "How's this for a black hole?"
venuser----> one who studies venus
mooner---> one who jumps out of alleys to young women, bent over, showing them his bare derrier sayin "How's this for a black hole?"
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004
The Moon is Earth's only natural satellite. It is one of the largest natural satellites in the Solar System, and, among planetary satellites, the largest relative to the size of the planet it orbits (its primary). It is the second-densest satellite among those whose densities are known (after Jupiter's satellite Io).
The Moon is thought to have formed approximately 4.5 billion years ago, not long after Earth. There are several hypotheses for its origin; the most widely accepted explanation is that the Moon formed from the debris left over after a giant impact between Earth and a Mars-sized body called Theia.
Basically, nothing to do with an asshole. Stop that shit.
The Moon is thought to have formed approximately 4.5 billion years ago, not long after Earth. There are several hypotheses for its origin; the most widely accepted explanation is that the Moon formed from the debris left over after a giant impact between Earth and a Mars-sized body called Theia.
Basically, nothing to do with an asshole. Stop that shit.
Normal person: "Oh, look. The moon."
Fucking retard: "LOL WHY R U STARING AT AN ASSHOLE, FUCKING FAGGOT"
Normal person: "some boring shit in response to this, involving derogatory and demeaning words, particularly of long length to convince people that they're smart"
Fucking retard: "LOL WHY R U STARING AT AN ASSHOLE, FUCKING FAGGOT"
Normal person: "some boring shit in response to this, involving derogatory and demeaning words, particularly of long length to convince people that they're smart"
by I Hate This Fucking Website October 15, 2015
A girl who is attractive, and loved by someone that she will never go out with. She's so far out his reach, that she's basically the moon.
Guy 1: I heard Mike is in love with Karin
Guy 2: That won't work out, she won't ever go out with him
Guy 1: Yeah, he's trying to grab the moon.
Guy 2: That won't work out, she won't ever go out with him
Guy 1: Yeah, he's trying to grab the moon.
by MartyMcF1y October 30, 2011
by yinpiaomeister August 29, 2018
mooning (= going to the moon).
When an asset (for example stock) is highly increasing in value in a relatively short time period / an asset has an explosive increase in value
When an asset (for example stock) is highly increasing in value in a relatively short time period / an asset has an explosive increase in value
by CryptoRetard January 03, 2021
by PsychoSam1234 November 17, 2018