The process of heating a moon pie and removing the marshmellow using an tool like a straw device and replacing the marshmellow with seimen.
My mom packed me a salty moon pie for lunch today.
by Jack Devainy February 24, 2009
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A sex maneuver when you put whipped cream on your asshole and clench and wait for your loved one to lick said butt-cheese off.
Yo did you see that one girl? I would do a Tennessee Moon-pie on her.
by Newboots July 28, 2020
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A creamy moon pie is when a female (or male) deficates on a plate then molds it into a patty similar to how one would shape Play-doh. Then a male parter that they are sexual involved with ejaculates on the feces and the two share the fresh "creamy moon pie."
"Hey babe, wanna cum to my place and have a creamy moon pie?"
by Andrew12486! April 05, 2017
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when a girl and or guy has a face that looks like someone may have stepped on it. Or a smashed face.
Man that sophmore has a moon pie face.
by einohp June 28, 2006
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Sex act containing a woman (who has lost a conciderable amount of weight quickly so her skin is loose) Whilst having her pussy eaten the vagina and the Ass hole are squeezed together as to make it possible to get them both in the eaters mouth at the same time.
Guy#1 - Dude I totally fucked jessica last night!

Guy#2 - You mean the fat chick?

Guy#1 - No, she lost alot of weight dude...I gave her a moon pie!

Guy#2 - Wow. Starfish and the kitty in your mouth at the same time, way to go bro!
by Shawn_juan August 23, 2008
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A stereotypical remark made about blacks in the south because they indulge in moon pies and barbecue. Making a similar reference to menthol marijuana.
"Yo can a nigga get a barbecue moon pie and a grape soda?"
by Dave N'Busta February 16, 2010
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