Phil Partin...*trails off* see also: CartoonChess
1:Hey Matt wheres Mooch?
2:Last I saw that white boy he was playin the funky music of the heezy fosheez-
1:Nevermind..I see him..MOOCHIE!
by §tar September 29, 2003
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a guy who goes to your wedding and doesn't give you a gift and/or a guy who keeps all the money from an NCAA pool
That mooch screwed me out of a wedding gift
by g money August 08, 2003
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My friend came over today and he Mathew Cullened all my food! What a Mooch.
by Scott & Justin February 11, 2008
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A coach who is essentially worthless to a young, inexperienced team. On the other hand he might adequately take an experienced team to the play-offs; however only if he stays out of the way and doesn't force his limp wristed offense down their throats.
by XlgRev October 03, 2007
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A fat gimpy bitch with holes in his legs. Resides in "NOVA" and named Kevin Besserer.
"Kevin stop eating everyone else's food. Your such a fucking mooch."
by Dean Jimmy February 03, 2009
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Being fired at a job less than two weeks after starting.
"Hey, I thought you just started working at a Fast Food Restaurant what happened?"
"Boss caught me taking a leak in the jar of pickles and I got mooched."
by louiseharp July 31, 2017
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