Although typically known to be a sponge or leech. A mooch can also be a massive idiot/ irritating individual/ general ass sucking the life out of a conversation or draining the fun out of a party.
All mooches are pussies, little girls can beat them up.
A typical sign of a mooch, is disfigured toes. Hideousness of the feet is not a direct cause of moochness, but individuals with messed up toes have a higher chance of being mooches.
All mooches are pussies, little girls can beat them up.
A typical sign of a mooch, is disfigured toes. Hideousness of the feet is not a direct cause of moochness, but individuals with messed up toes have a higher chance of being mooches.
Devan is a mooch. He is the King of Mooches.
Padi: look at those toes!
Moose: ya, definately a mooch.
Devan: I AM A MOOCH.
Padi: look at those toes!
Moose: ya, definately a mooch.
Devan: I AM A MOOCH.
by Mr. Sadistik January 19, 2012
mew-chtch; verb. To walk in the local area for the sake of walking; often in order to de-stone oneself after a session. Often this is accompanied with stopping off for chippy and a fight before returning home.
"Feel a bit er, stoned, can we go for a mooch"
"I've been taken ill all of a sudden; fancy a mooch?"
"I've been taken ill all of a sudden; fancy a mooch?"
by Luke Prescott November 21, 2007
by Marciexx April 27, 2008
A scab or freeloader who comes to your house uninvited and overstays his welcome (For more than about 3 days) and proceeds to eat all your food, stink up your bathroom, take all your drugs and just generally leech all the blood from your body during their stay.
"Don't let Jae in again, he is the biggest moocher."
"Your'e not coming over if your'e going to mooch again!"
Q: "Where have you been the last few days, son?" - MOM
A: "Just mooching at Jae's for a while."
"Your'e not coming over if your'e going to mooch again!"
Q: "Where have you been the last few days, son?" - MOM
A: "Just mooching at Jae's for a while."
by Diego June 29, 2003
To assure someone you will pay (literally or symbolically) them back, but have no actual plans to do so. You can still have a good heart though, so it is ok.
Ed mooches off of many. Ed mooched off of Rick and Katie, but he promised he would pay them back. Ed eventually buys a ukulele, believing his music will lure in some magic. Ed has a good heart. Therefore, he decides to name his new wave band, The Mooch. The acknowledgement of his moochy ways helps him rest in a grey scaling of the true meaning of repayment . The Mooch becomes successul, attracting many heavy jammers. Ed never forgets the origins of his band's title. He even writes a song called Katie In The Mud With Magic. However, Ed never pays Katie back. Is Ed still a moocher?
by mamalunardog March 10, 2017
by BALL54k February 27, 2011