An over-tight t-shirt worn by an overweight man.
Jeff had gained several stone since he last wore the t-shirt, and it now clung to his body like a wet sheet draped over mounds of clay.

"Hey man, nice moob tube," commented one of his friends.
by Sir Garence October 21, 2010
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When a man's moobs are two inches larger than his love handles, or just having unsavoury moobs in general.
Why the hell is this guy with massive moobs in the firefighter calendar? He's a total moobing violation.

Dude, you should lay off the chips, your becoming a moobing violation.
by cdafox May 07, 2010
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The side angle view of oversized man breasts.
Everytime that guy lifts his arms, I see side moob.
by annakbrown February 05, 2009
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An item of clothing worn over one moob but not the other. Essentially an eyepatch, but for a moob.
Joe: What on earth is that? It's like half a bikini??
Josh: What a lovely moob patch you have!

Jack: Why thank you!

Josh: (eyes wide open in excitement) Oh my god I want one!
by CockWattle April 17, 2012
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referring to someones muscular man boobs. made by use of steriods and these can also be perky.
"nice perky muscle moobs, go inject some steriods"
by bob hermansonton March 22, 2006
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Abuse of the Male Boob. The Moob Abuse Association of the Male Sexuality (MAAMS)
Stop poking my moob! This is moob abuse!
by Andy - Sprinter July 08, 2006
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