man + boobie = moobie

boobs, but instead of on a female, on a male. like a car crash - you don't want to look, but you have to. often emphasized by shirts that are too tight.
my teacher has the biggest moobies ever. all the guys can't help but stare, even if he is a male...
by stef July 09, 2004
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Moobies are male boobies. Men with flabby pecs
Hey look that man has bigger moobies than me
by Kreena September 24, 2007
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Fat abnormal tity growth on a man
My moobies bring all the boys to the yard damn rite there better than yours.
by Geeked101 October 09, 2009
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Motorboat-able boobies.
1. Hey bro, this stripper I dated had the most awesome moobies!
2. As a kid, I used to motorboat my mom's moobies.
by theharami19 April 11, 2018
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