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1. a fat hefer of a girl who, were she to graze with a herd of actual cows, would be utterly indistinguishable.
2. used loosely as a generic term for an ugly female
Wonder if that fugly moo cow has a contract with Kraft, uggggghh!!
by Farmer Brown July 15, 2003
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A person who is so awesome, words can't describe and all you want to do is milk them.
A moo-cow walked down the street, so everyone got on their knees.
by Sudocat October 11, 2009
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My awesome ass cat's name.
Guarantee it, he's better than your cat.
He's also way cooler.

He is cow patterned, he has a huge black splotch on his head and the black splotches on his butt make a thong shape out of the white. Two of his toes are black, his eyes are orange-gold, there's a spot on his left nostrils and his tongue is also cow spotted. He IS TEH SHIZZAY!
Me: AWWEH, kitty!!
MooCow: Meorh?
Me: Yes yeeeuuuu!
MooCow: Merf.
Me: DONTCHU 'MERF' ME!!!
MooCow: *looks up at me, looks at his paw, looks up at me again* MERF.
Me: AGH! You are SO not sleeping in my bed tonight!
MooCow: ...merf.
by Angeleah May 14, 2008
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An alcoholic drink originating from Wisconsin. It was originally designed as a drink containing equal parts tequlla and milk. More recently it has been used to refer to a shot containing tequilla topped off with half & half.
Man I had so many moo-cow's at the bar last night.
by Shane Hedrington February 03, 2008
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(1) A term used to describe an attractive computer engineer, most often from southern parts of India, such as Bangalore.

MooCow is my boyfriend's favorite nickname. He also loves it when I call him "Moo" for short.
Me: How is my MooCow today?

Vinnie: Great, I think I will get my own website.

Me: You should pick SmellyCow.com

Vinnie: Weto! I knew you would say that.
by smellycow September 22, 2013
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A Moo Cow is a cow with Pink Spots instead of Black

A cow with big beautiful eyes.

Beautiful beyond meaning and will mean everything to you the moment A Moo Cow becomes yours

A Moo Cow is a pet you will never want to let go of

Warning: take care of moo cow and tell them to wake up, feel the air that your breathin' because you can't explain the feeling that your gonna be feeling
you can go another day without a moo cow
I love Moo Cow
Look at that amazing pink colors
"A moo cow is a little weird eh ?"
" Its still mysterious and amazing!"

I want a moo cow!
by JMej September 14, 2011
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A woman (most often caucasian) that is not super hawt, nor is she hideously ugly, or fat.
Instead is rather ordinary, homely. Perhaps being 10-15 pounds overweight. Perhaps having excessive arm hair. Instead of a sharp female hourglass curve, she has a rather lax, lazy hourglass curve to her body.
Steve: "I wanna get with Lauren so bad..."
Eric: "Lauren? You got no chance. What about Amy? Amy wants your nutz."
Steve: "F-ck Amy."
Eric: "Amy's looks all right!"
Steve: "Yeah she looks ok, she's a typical moocow. I always get stuck with the moocows, though. Once in my life, I wanna hook up with a hawtie."
Eric: "You should be happy to get the moocows. Me, I only get the fuglies."
by Revenge Lee September 12, 2005
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