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A distinct subspecies of cow. Noticeably different from the non-moo-cows as the moo-cow actually moo's.
Bob: Hey, look at the cows; they're mooing.
Wilbur: Those aren't cows, those are moo-cows.
Bob: What's the difference?
Wilbur: Cows don't moo... Moo-cows moo.
Wilbur: Those aren't cows, those are moo-cows.
Bob: What's the difference?
Wilbur: Cows don't moo... Moo-cows moo.
by General Cluck-Cluck June 08, 2003
Jul 31 Word of the Day
(noun) A person who sits on the front porch and intimidates, says negative things, or otherwise makes things unpleasant for those nearby.
The boys walked past the house of old man Thompson, the neighborhood porch dick, who always assumed they were up to no good.
by bigweaseldaddy March 08, 2015
5
a different type of cow than other types. first off, its also known as a dairy cow, and therefore makes milk. secondly, it is white with black blobs all over it. and finally, it moos. no durrr.
in the california cheese commercials, there are two different cows: the weeny longhorn males, and the kickass moo cows.
longhorn: neahhhhrrrrrr
moo cow:moo
longhorn:moo
moo cow: stfu, u ffing poser! u aint got no blobs on u! u aint got no rites to moo! MOO!
longhorn: neahhhhrrrrrr
moo cow:moo
longhorn:moo
moo cow: stfu, u ffing poser! u aint got no blobs on u! u aint got no rites to moo! MOO!
by lil smartass wigga September 10, 2006
6
One of the coolest awesomest things ever! Moocows are a type of cow. Durrf. Moocows are my favorite word! MOOCOW yay!!!!
by HellKatTsms April 14, 2007