Jun 5 Word of the Day
A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005
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This word was created by students from Brunswick School in Greenwich, CT. They use it in two contexts, as seen below:

1. A person who is bad at most activities. Used to describe a person who is for the most part a failure at life. A shortened form of "munson".
2. A suffix to most names that implies the same meaning as the noun form.
Examples:
1. "Look at that guy! He just fell on his ass because he was combing his hair. What a monz."

2. Guy #1: "Hey look, Grantmonz just got hit in the face with a baseball."
Guy #2: "Ya, he is so bad at everything."
by Trajan174 July 26, 2012
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A shorter form of the word Monstrocity. Used to denote something that is unaesthetic, displeasing to the eye.
Watching Flavor Flave mack all those girls on "Flavor of Love" is Monz!
by xxdemigoddessxx November 15, 2006
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A specimen who expells urine at unbelievable flow rates that may at times defy the laws of dynamics. That urine usually contains traces of narcotics implying that the host was under the influence of an illegal substance.
Damn that Monz, he pissed all over my jacket!
by thereheis123 February 22, 2011
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monz, partly physcotic girl.. perfect attitude down to earth but for your safety don’t hurt her or piss her off.. she’s got people’s backs no matter what so if you fw someone she cares about best believe your done. she fucken hates
boys cause they prove her every reason to not trust.. if your a boy stay away from her she’s most likely got bad intentions to hurt you
“ bro monz is mad, wtf
“ monz i need your help “
“ monz your the best “
by crazyBichhh August 12, 2018
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