Top definition
Period, menstruation, that time-of-the-month, having the painters in, call it what you will it still sucks.

Go swimming!!! Boy, you crazy, I've got my monthly gift at the moment..
by a,men April 01, 2009
Get a monthly gift mug for your Uncle Trump.
2
The monthly period. Menses. The red gift box delivered to women every month by Mother Nature.
by shellbell2234 March 11, 2009
Get a Monthly Gift mug for your buddy Larisa.