A monitor that is overly aggravated and responds to inapprociate behaviour with severe discipline.

Means Monster, but Sparks can't spell for shit

WHEN MY DD STINGS SO BAD AND IT NEEDS OINTMENT, YOU CALL THE DD MONTER TO COME ITCH IT FOR YOU

Monter-relay is the passing of partners in a small city area, and are usually friends. At times it can get out of control with friends sleeping with the best friends Ex. Other examples is everyone hooking up with anything they can find, from tourist, Bums, M.I.I.S. Students, and Just good ol drunks.