a cross between a retard and a moron.

A Bloomer is someone with a bright outlook on life who is optimistic in nature. Bloomer's frolic in every opportunity to be happy and try to make the most out of life. The opposite of a Bloomer is a Doomer. The term Bloomer originated specifically as a counter to the Doomer on sites especially like 4Chan.

A hospital worker stupid and lazy enough to build a ramp on the wrong side of house.

combination of having the mondays and feeling mentally retarded