when someone uses a million and one tabs simultaneously in a web browser
Jessica is such a tab monster! she had 27 tabs open in chrome yesterday!
by aphantomdolphin May 07, 2018
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when that taint is so nasty you can smell the monster lurking inside
Stacy hadn't bathed in so long I could smell her taint monster
by dirtybitannefrank November 03, 2013
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A monster that has only been rumored and spoken of in children bedtime story. After hearing this story children were often afraid to even check their closets or drawers as it had a habit of collecting two types of objects pink socks and nuts. If you find any nuts in a nest made of pink sock do not attempt to eat. If the Nutting Monster catches someone eating his nuts he will come and chomp off your nuts and add it to his personal collection.
Beaware of the Nutting Monster, he will take all of your nuts.
by Nutting Monster October 26, 2017
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The forehead pattern after enjoying a powerful sewage slurp.
"I looked at Gorgeous Dale walk out of the bedroom and the one eyed brown monster was dripping from his forehead."
by SmartAlek January 05, 2014
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A guy with a huge penis and is a badass motherfucker.

He's such a one - eyed monster Nicholas
Mia Khalifa: Have you heard that Nicholas has a one - eyed monster

Shrek: What's that

Mia Khalifa: He has a huge Penis

Shrek: I want that

NIcholas: COME BABBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBY
by BigBoiKen69 November 17, 2019
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A guy who blew one side of his head off with a shotgun.
DoD you see the one eyed monster on rotten.com? Half his face and head was missing.
by Solid Mantis June 11, 2018
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