muhn-roh

v. Monroe·d, Monroe·ing, Monroe·s

v. tr.

To deprive or withhold the due reciprocation of fellatio in exchange for cunnilingus

Marilyn Monroe was an American actress, model, and singer. Famous for playing comic "blonde bombshell" characters, she became one of the most popular sex symbols of the 1950s and was emblematic of the era's attitudes towards sexuality.

Musical artist, British rapper

Heroin capitol of the state. Favorite past times include committing felonies, overdosing on drugs in McDonald's bathroom, and domestic violence against your fifth baby momma.

Nightlife consists of snorting xanax and fighting the cops, going to the dying Mall of Monroe for a few hours to poke fun at the rent a cops.

The dating pool consists of men who have either been to prison several times or are currently on felony probation for various reasons. and women who have five children by five different men by the age of 21.

The local cuisine consists of stale meat from the East end markets and Bud Light purchased by returning bottles and cans to the local Wal-Mart.

The attire of his lovely city often consists of an ankle monitor, pants sagging to your ankles and a pair of bootleg Chinese Air Jordan's you stole from your neighbor.

Monroe, come for the heroin, stay because you're now in jail and owe $10,000 in child support to some prostitute you slept with at a party one night!

When one person sticks a tube in their ass and then sticks it in someone else's ass and shits in their ass.

high school located in orange county new york directly off exit 16 via nys thruway. monroe woodbury is known for its outstanding sports teams including state championships in football and hockey. it also became nationally publicized for its infamous food fight on june 11th 2004. monroe also seems to produce extremely strong underage drinkers. some say its the water thats contaminated from the nepera power plant but monroe woodbury natives have the ability to drink like fish. monroe has also become popular for having nothing to do but drink smoke and go to the diner. mdub has also seen as the rest of orange county as rich and snobby because of the condition of the high school. yes there are rich kids and yes there are poor kids just like every other town. monroe just flat out runs shit

A suburban town located at the Southern most point of Middlesex County, New Jersey. Used to be a pretty quiet, calm place to live until a fuck ton of people started moving in and now they can't figure out where to put anybody. The traffic is horrible and despite the strain on the roads, they keep building a shit ton of houses because hey, the more property tax revenue the better right? There is virtually nothing to do in this strange town of approximately 44,000 people. The entire lifeblood of the town is essentially its "great school system", which pretty much consists of a couple of elementary schools, an overcrowded middle school which has now resorted to trailers, in which the residents rejected a referendum to expand and/or build a new middle school TWICE, and also a huge ass high school, which in reality still isn't big enough to support the number of new kids being enrolled every year. The high school pretty much consists of your average stuck up, preppy suburban white boy/white girl assholes who smoke pot and juul in the bathrooms. They think they're gangsters and think that Jamesburg is "the hood". Alongside them are the minorities, AKA asian, latino, and blacks who are in very small numbers compared to essentially 50% white, 49% indian and 1% other minorities.

Everyone pretty much smokes pot and doesn't give a fuck.

All in all, a great place to live if you're willing to put up with the day-to-day faggotry/degeneracy.