Anime that's about necrophilia, pedophilia, incest, zoophilia and probably all philias.
You watch monogatari?
Fucking weeb
by Vukulv January 05, 2021
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guy 1: hey man wanna watch ani-
guy 2: SHUTUP WEEB TAKE YOUR MONOGATCHERI, JOJIMS AND DRAGON BOO X ELSEWHERE
guy 1: i was just trying to have gooo time-
guy 2: no i hate you and your dumb
guy 1: i guess ill go to teds house to watch monogatari
by sakis alt January 05, 2021
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An anime/light novel series meant for those with 900 IQ. It tells the stories of different aberrations with different symbolisms.
The Monogatari Series was so confusing dude, I totally didn't understand a thing.
by Mashiro Shiina August 11, 2019
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An anime series meant for those with 900 IQ. It tells the stories of different aberrations with different symbolisms.
The Monogatari Series was so confusing dude, I totally didn't understand a thing.
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Doukutsu Monogatari(A.K.A. Cave Story) is a freeware side-scrolling game in the syle of Zelda, Metroid and Wonderboy.It was written and designed by Studio Pixel originating from japan released in 2004. took 5 years to make. it has been critically by gamers and reviews over the globe. featuring large free roaming environments, vastly different weapons and 3 different endings. if you have not played this game play it now!

Also Variant games have secured the rights to publish the game for PSP
Ed - OMG have you played Doukutsu Monogatari?
Dav - No why?
Ed - FOOL! play it now! you only have a short time to live
Dav - So
Ed - your life is unfulfilled unless you play it!!!

Doukutsu Monogatari is the best game ever!
by Ewan Cutler May 25, 2006
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a show that might be tough to grasp at first but if you can't love the characters it isn't for you. idk why everyone in this urban dictionary section hates on monogatari so much it has a good story and good twists. probably because you require basic intellect to pick up what they're putting down
monogatari is a good series
by Diverse Thinker April 06, 2021
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guy 1: hey wanna watch monogatari or like h-
guy 2: NO UR SUMB AND I HATE YOU
guy 1: hey man i was just trying to be nice an-
guy 2: NO I DONT WANNA WATCH MONOGATCHERI OR FUKING DANGOREMPA
guy 1: ok i guess, wanna watch meme completions on youtube
guy 2: yeah sounds better than monogatari
by sakis alt January 05, 2021
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