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Verb: The action of seeing someone in passing you would like to have sex with whilst mumbling the words out in your speech at a volume only you can hear.
A hot girl with blonde hair sits under a tree and flicks her hair back

Man mumbles: "i'd love to fuck that girl real hard"

Thus doing a mono-perv
by satanicbean April 14, 2009
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when you've done something so cringe you can't stop replaying it in your head and it stops you from getting on with your every day life
Dan: bro why have you been staring into space for the last hour doing nothing?
Me: bro i have a chronic cringe from what happened earlier I can't concentrate
by finesseeeee March 01, 2019
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