The aftermath left after sitting too far back on a toilet seat whilst waving a brown friend off to sea

when you're trying to hold back a massive shit, you finally get to the bathroom and you have, what looks like a long monkey tail of shit hanging out of your ass. i.e turtle head

a name for a turd that is so long that it wraps around the inside of your toilet, giving it the appearance of a monkey's tail.

When you clench your asshole and your get temporary control of your penis.

An extreme version of the turtle head where the need to shit is absolutely immediate.

When one sits too far back on the toilet therefore leaving a small lick of poo on the back of the seat