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When you are literally touching cloth! The tip of a turd appears through the ring piece without owners consent, to resemble a monkey's nose.
Nigel needed a shit that bad the monkey got curious and poked his monkey nose out into his pants.
by Aiden M June 26, 2006
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Aug 1 Word of the Day
the act of texting people while you are pooping
ex. (talking to a friend on fbook chat)

person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you

or

person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you
by mr.poopter January 26, 2011
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