GHB, high proof liquor, antifreeze, or any liquid that gets you crazy-ass drunk.
He done fucked up all night drinking monkey huice on his job!
by Coz August 22, 2003
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Monkey Juice is heroin in its liquid form mixed with Visine. The drug is kept in the Visine bottle and one or two drops are dropped into the eyes. The heroin is absorbed by the membranes in the eye, causing an almost instant high. This drug is used to subdue kidnap victims so they won't put up a fight. Human Traffickers also use it to kidnap woman often from area just off the Interstate.
Don't accepts Visine from strangers, it could be Monkey Juice!!
by Bulldog August 24, 2008
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A common term used for coded slang for the word "Cannabis".

This enables weedophiles to talk about there personal use of Cannabis in a public place where many people wouldn't understand the use of it.
Person1: Fancy coming out tonight? I've got some Monkey Juice we can smoke.
Person2: Nah, I dont touch that stuff anymore. Sorry.
by BanzaiBaby May 24, 2010
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1) On British streets there is so many drugs, that even dealers don't know all pf them. MMJ is one of them, documented among others by the creators of a British parodial show Brass Eye.

2) A music track created by the British psychedelic electronic dance music duo Younger Brother. Features Simon Posford (Hallucinogen) and Benji Vaughan (Prometheus). Appeared on their first album, A Flock of Bleeps. Available on Twisted Records.
Let's pump ourselves full of magic monkey juice and take a trip to spaceland!
by Roy Dest August 20, 2009
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Variant of "juice monster." A user of anabolic steroids, especially one who uses them to excess.

Juice monkey refers to a juice monster when they are dancing, as they usually shirtless, have their upper body muscles tense and barely moving with their legs stomping out of sync to the rhythm.
The other ravers were offended by the obnoxious juice monkey taking up the front of the dance floor.
by katt_85 February 17, 2006
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1.(Noun) One who uses excessive amounts of steroids.
2.(Verb) To "Juice" your monkey or male masturbation.
3.(Noun) see asshole
1. The juice-monkey has small gnads and a high-pitched voice.
2. I will juice-monkey all night long.
3. That fucking juice-monkey took my lunch and killed my dog.
by Joshua Y. April 13, 2005
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One human who thinks the risk of a small penis is worse than being large in order to entice those of the female kind, however, due to over-use of roids, leaves them incapable of performing any sexual act, therefore rendering the whole idea completely pointless.
Paddy is a Juice Monkey, therefore his balls are tiny.
by Dr. Kriacou June 19, 2012
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