when you're trying to hold back a massive shit, you finally get to the bathroom and you have, what looks like a long monkey tail of shit hanging out of your ass. i.e turtle head
oh man, i gotta get to the shit house quick!!! i have a monkey tail hangin' out!
by tony January 28, 2004
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When one sits too far back on the toilet therefore leaving a small lick of poo on the back of the seat
I had to wipe off a monkey tail at the police headquarters yesterday morning
by Crispin Whattley August 13, 2005
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a name for a turd that is so long that it wraps around the inside of your toilet, giving it the appearance of a monkey's tail.
it has been so long since i crapped, when it comes out it'll be a monkey tail.
by FthisS August 11, 2009
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The aftermath left after sitting too far back on a toilet seat whilst waving a brown friend off to sea
"Oh my god, i'm gonna be sick, theres a monkeys tail on that seat!"
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When you clench your asshole and your get temporary control of your penis.
Ed: Hey roger why is your pants pulsing?
Roger: Yeah I’m monkey tailing it right now!
by SwanyM September 20, 2018
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An extreme version of the turtle head where the need to shit is absolutely immediate.
Get out out of the way right now! I'm monkey tailing and I've only got ten more seconds! turtle head shit prairie dog
by BrightGreenJamus November 29, 2014
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