when you're trying to hold back a massive shit, you finally get to the bathroom and you have, what looks like a long monkey tail of shit hanging out of your ass. i.e turtle head

A person with an outwardly dominant, masculine, or aggressive personality, but who also enthusiastically takes on the submissive or "bottom" role in the bedroom.

A shit so long and large that it reaches the bottom of the toilet while still connected to your ass.

a name for a turd that is so long that it wraps around the inside of your toilet, giving it the appearance of a monkey's tail.

An extreme version of the turtle head where the need to shit is absolutely immediate.

When you clench your asshole and your get temporary control of your penis.

When one sits too far back on the toilet therefore leaving a small lick of poo on the back of the seat