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the result of a Male not washing testicles and having jock itch the next morning
Caden regretted not showering last night after he woke up with a severe case of Monkey Nuts
by Lacrazey June 27, 2019
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When you nut while having sexual intercourse and let out an ear piecing squark like monkey.
Johnny: "Hey wanna bang"
Isabel: "sure!"
Johnny: "OMG I'm about to monkey nut... oo ee ah ah!"
by James019 March 23, 2018
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Dominic has testicles that hang like two aired up basketballs in a trash bag they feel so good in your mouth you’ll end up spitting on his testicles and sucking on them
I got yo girl on top riding me with my dick in her but while her best friend is sucking on my monkey nuts
by Deeep sea sex May 05, 2021
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“Monkey Nuts” is a term used mostly in the Detroit, MI area and is slang for a dual drum magazine clip known as “C-Mag” (short for century magazine) that holds 100 rounds, most used on AR-15 and GLOCK models
“The AR got monkey nuts and a cotter on it”
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by ELyrik313 May 14, 2021
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