by Sturcy June 11, 2006
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Monkey semen. So it turns out that apes like to jerk off as much as people do, and can you blame them? But because they don't have a box of tissues handy, they tend to just wipe it over whatever is nearby.
by airzone April 30, 2021
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tiny organic food eaten by small monkeys, occupying their niche in the rainforests of northern costa rica.
by jason biggs June 12, 2002
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This is what happens when a man doesn't shower for a days. A crust forms underneath the scrotum, which can be used for spreading on toast, on our grandmothers lips.
by Egon Strangler December 13, 2003
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The previously unrecognized insanity of a friend, family member, coworker, or casual acquaintance. The condition of having hidden your mental dementia successfully for a considerable length of time but then are suddenly discovered to be tree swinging, shit flinging kookoo. Tragically failing to keep secret one's complete lack of sanity.
Yeah, I went to the shooting range with Sarah Palin, and damn if she didn't blast a Blue Jay for no damn good reason. That crazy ass bitch be Monkey Nuts!
Last week Sarah Palin came over to my house and before I knew what was happening she had pumped 6 rounds from her long barrel .357 magnum into my Barker Lounger. She said she saw a rabid possum, but it was my sweet little kitty cat, Fuzzles. Fuzzles is dead, and that that Monkey Nuts bitch murdered him.
Last week Sarah Palin came over to my house and before I knew what was happening she had pumped 6 rounds from her long barrel .357 magnum into my Barker Lounger. She said she saw a rabid possum, but it was my sweet little kitty cat, Fuzzles. Fuzzles is dead, and that that Monkey Nuts bitch murdered him.
by A Lovely Shart April 27, 2015
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A book written in 2007 by Vickie Sabin.A murder mystery about Veronica Martin trying to solve the murder of her cherished "grams". Set in California, Missouri and Oregon. Well written, 4 1/2 stars out of 5.
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