an incredibly hairy and unkempt lady garden, resembling that of any primate found in the wild or captivity. usually accompanied by piss flaps like the side of a baboons face
hey, you see her hairy arms?

yeah, she totally got a monkey minge, its apparent
by biggertom October 09, 2009
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Typically a man who's always chasing after women
Blimey, Tony is a right idiot! When will he ever stop chasing that minge? The saft minge monkey!
by Scrange_Matress June 13, 2016
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