Spermagucci; Semenaise, White Custard, The juicy filling inside every penis.
She got me so horny, I was like "Girl, you wanna try sum of my monkey mayonnaise up on your shit?" She was like "Boy, gimme sum of that good sauce!"
by Honkey Tonk Ba Donk A Donk January 27, 2010
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Human mammals with opposable thumbs with white skin tone. Yep, white people. Especially those that believe they are superior due to the color of their skin.
Look at those alt-right, mayonnaise monkeys, trying to pretend they're superior!
by Slippery Weasel January 23, 2017
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