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a monkey hat is where you climb to a high place (like the roof of a house or on a ladder) and shit on the top of your partners head. the shit will look like a fez, which monkeys are known to where.

caution: it may sting when it hits
I gave scotts mom a wicked tall monkey hat while he was at school today.
by Scotty Wiggins September 15, 2006
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A euphemism for “kill me” now that composting oneself after one’s death has become popular.
All right, why don’t you just compost me?
by Dr Bunnygirl March 22, 2020
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Cool group. Group of bunnyhoppers and a group in a Minecraft survival server.
Yo, use the monkeyhat. tag.
monkeyhat. is a group.
"DISBAND YOUR CLAN"
by LuCree April 14, 2021
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I going to buy some monkeyhats so I can where my ladys ass out.
by Big Ron J October 07, 2008
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