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a monkey hat is where you climb to a high place (like the roof of a house or on a ladder) and shit on the top of your partners head. the shit will look like a fez, which monkeys are known to where.

caution: it may sting when it hits
I gave scotts mom a wicked tall monkey hat while he was at school today.
by Scotty Wiggins September 15, 2006
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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Cool group. Group of bunnyhoppers and a group in a Minecraft survival server.
Yo, use the monkeyhat. tag.
monkeyhat. is a group.
"DISBAND YOUR CLAN"
by LuCree April 14, 2021
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I going to buy some monkeyhats so I can where my ladys ass out.
by Big Ron J October 07, 2008
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